Its Not A Tumor…Its Schwarzenegger’s Child Born Out Of Wedlock, Mississippi River Flooding Continues: What your business can learn from natural disasters and human disasters
Posted by Salem Global on May 18, 2011
Who doesn’t love the former Governor of California? The Governator? The Terminator? And now the “Inseminator?” I guess the answer is now Maria Kennedy Shriver… Really a shame in my humble opinion. I mean, now the joke is complete, what do Elliot Spitzer, Tiger Woods and Arnold Schwarzenegger have in common? I would’ve liked to have put Charlie Sheen into the joke but this is just too perfect…
Anyway, as I read online from the public relations experts, Schwarzenegger’s reputation is only temporarily damaged. Of course he could benefit from our company’s online reputation management program. But just in case he doesn’t call, here is some free advice…
Dear Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Keep it in your pants! Do not take Charlie Sheen’s advice and hook up with prostitutes and porn stars. Sure it might be fun for a little while, but then you will want to do a show in 18 cities showing people how crazy you are. And then Ashton Kutcher will take your job (as actor or governor) and then we will all be sorry. Not Demi Moore or Bruce Willis, but the rest of us.
Call me if you need anything.
Sincerely,
Raphi Salem
Oh – and if you have been out of the loop for the past 25 years, here is something to remind you of how cool Schwarzenegger used to be…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw&feature=player_embedded
1:53 – Consider it a divorce
2:04 – Its not a tumor
3:01 – You’re luggage
4:34 – You Should’ve cloned yourself… so you can go f$%^ yourself
8:22 – I’ll be back
and some more quotes if you are REALLY bored
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybJWKZB0Erk&annotation_id=annotation_286484&feature=iv
And now for the serious part of today’s discussion… The Mississippi River is overflowing and that’s bad for everyone… not just people who like movies. Read on:
That’s it for today. Want to know more about cool movies or flooding on the Internet? Want your videos to go viral? Want to protect your reputation? Call Raphi Salem at 212-222-3292 or email him at info@salemglobal.com.
