Tim Tebow Christmas Cards, Lindsay Lohan Nude Playboy Pics, GOP Debates, Rick Perry, Alec Baldwin, Jerry Sandusky, Iran Downs US Drone: What your business can do before Christmas to drive sales

Posted by Agathe Ducourau on Dec 13, 2011

So the leadoff question is with 12 days left before Christmas, and 7 before Hanukkah, what can your business do to get more sales in before it’s too late???

Here are a few ideas…

TIM TEBOW TEBOWING Christmas Cards LIMITED EDITION – A Unique Gift!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/TIM-TEBOW-TEBOWING-Christmas-Cards-LIMITED-EDITION-Unique-Gift-/180774292898

Create a product around whom God has bestowed blessings of completed passes and touchdowns. Yes, people. I am talking about the one, the only, Tim Tebow! As you can see by the above link, Tim Tebow now has his own Xmas cards. So what are you waiting for? Associate your service or products with Tebowmania and watch the leads and cash roll right into your OWN end zone!

How about posing nude? Hey, 50% of this world wants to see Lindsay Lohan naked. After you are broke and out of rehab what else would you do to keep your lifestyle going? Interesting, though; did she really do it for only $1 million dollars or is that the figure that everyone associates with posing for nudie magazines. I think it’s a win-win-win situation all around. Playboy keeps their reputation as an adult magazine; Lilo keeps her rep as a badass, and most of the men out there (and maybe some curious women too) get a free show. Here it is: http://www.playboy.com/girls/celebrities/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan.html?cm_sp=WEBHP-_-MSPTP01-_-lindsay-lohan

Oh, that’s right. Playboy is a FOR PROFIT organization. Yes, people. They want you to subscribe. Who knows? Maybe they will get some new subscribers…

In politics this week, the GOP Republican National Party had another debate where temperatures were flaring. Want to know more? Here is their schedule:

http://www.2012presidentialelectionnews.com/2012-debate-schedule/2011-2012-primary-debate-schedule/

And of course, my favorite line of the week comes from The Partisans comedy channel making fun of Rick Perry: “Gay and Atheist Presidents didn’t get us into the war in Iraq, the financial crisis, or turn your mortgage into toilet paper…” http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BbrI3F7p6-o

Other people making fun of this week’s situations: Alec Baldwin. Here he is on Saturday Night Live making fun of the fact that he got thrown off an airplane for playing Scrabble (do we have to keep on calling it “words with friends?”) http://www.hulu.com/watch/309553/saturday-night-live-weekend-update-capt-steve-rogers#s-p1-sr-i2

In sports news, the NY Jets and Giants BOTH won this weekend. But since they win one for every one they lose, keep your eyes closed and fingers crossed next week.

And of course, if you Google search “Sandusky” you will come up with news for a certain former US football coach at Penn State University. Jerry Sandusky briefly appeared in court but waived his right to a hearing on child abuse so that it will go DIRECTLY to trial. I guess he didn’t want to drag things out… http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2011-12-13/sandusky-hearing-sex-charges/51866460/1 By the way, there were 3924 related articles related to this. I guess people are interested.

The 2nd search result for “Sandusky” is: http://www.ci.sandusky.oh.us/. Who knew???

Finally, Iranian television displayed what they claim was an American drone brought down by a cyber attack. Is it true? Did Iranian hackers bring down the big bad ole US of A’s little remote control airplane? I don’t know. But don’t those things cost millions of dollars? Maybe it was a holiday gift from Obama to Ahmadinejad?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/iran-claims-control-captured-american-drone-article-1.990815

Favorite book on CD of the week: Zig Ziglar’s motivational speeches: Biscuits, Fleas, and Pump Handles: http://www.learnoutloud.com/Audio-Books/Self-Development/Emotional-Development/Biscuits-Fleas-and-Pump-Handles/29545

Promoting his book: http://www.ziglar.com/shop/product_info.php/cPath/21/products_id/57

Favorite music video of the week: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAWdljhD5o

Want to know more about internet marketing for the Christmas and Hanukkah? Are you like Lindsay Lohan, Alec Baldwin and Rick Perry and need to reputation management? Do you want some excellent end of 2011-beginning 2012 online strategies for increasing leads and sales? Call Raphi Salem at SalemGlobal Internet Website Marketing and Lead Generation today at 212-222-3292 or email him at info@salemglobal.com. Maybe we can play some words with friends or make some videos for your organization.