Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! Google Privacy, Google +1, Facebook “Like,” Caffeine And Working With The Homeless
Posted by DD on Mar 13, 2012
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day Everyone! Whether you are Irish or not, you should be incorporating “green” and “luck” and leprechauns into all of your content this week. Your website, your blog, your social media, articles and press releases. Oh – and then have a whiskey and Guinness to wash it all down!
Here is a short film about Google Privacy:
http://www.jest.com/video/153081/googles-no-privacy-policy
But truth be told, always Google +1 all of your own content and try to get your friends, family and colleagues to Facebook “Like” you. Here is a nifty picture I picked up on Facebook this week. See if it works for you:
As for Caffeine, we at the SalemGlobal NY HQ either love the stuff or don’t tough it. Where do you sit/stand?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTVE5iPMKLg&feature=relmfu
And finally, what do you think about this marketing idea? I personally think it is terrible but maybe you think differently. Working With The Homeless at SXSW:
http://money.cnn.com/2012/03/12/technology/homeless-hotspots/index.htm
Want to know more about how to market your business online (and offline?) Please contact Raphi Salem (info@salemglobal.com) or just call the office at 212-222-3292 for more details.
SalemGlobal Internet Continues Free Internet Marketing Seminar In New York City
Posted by shifkay on Feb 28, 2012
“After witnessing such a great turnout for our January seminar, I knew we were on to something” said internationally renowned marketing expert Raphi Salem in announcing the continuation of his free NYC based website marketing seminar.
“January’s seminar showed us that there is a demand for this sort of service and education,” Salem said. “With the IPO of Facebook during the last month, more and more people want to know about how to get online, how to market themselves and how to jump on the social media train.”
To give local businesses, organizations and professionals the power they need to jump start their online knowledge, SalemGlobal Internet is continuing to offer free marketing seminars in midtown Manhattan. The next seminar will be hosted by AXA Advisors at 1290 Avenue of the Americas on Thursday March 1, 2012. 8:30-10am. To RSVP please contact info@salemglobal.com. For a complete list of dates, locations and times, please visit http://www.TheSeminarSeries.com
These seminars will teach anyone the fundamentals of website marketing with the goal of motivating businesses to start promoting themselves online and professionals how to do it themselves. The SalemGlobal Internet Website Marketing Seminar Series will focus on how to buy strategic domain names, where to host a website, how to write and upload content to a website, develop a linking strategy, conduct keyword research, implement meta data, write articles, construct and distribute interactive press releases, produce online videos (Youtube), use social media (Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn), generate leads from Google, Bing and Yahoo local listings and pay per click advertising (PPC).
“My seminars have really helped a large number of small businesses and professionals by giving them an edge over their competition and other job candidates.” Salem said. “In a matter of an hour, any professional can learn the fundamentals of getting online and marketing their organization on the world wide web.”
Salem is reaching out to local businesses and professionals in the healthcare, real estate, auto, insurance and financial sectors, but of course all are welcome. In the past even other marketing and advertising agencies and firms have taken advantage of these free seminars. Salem will also make house calls and teach his formula for success to mostly any group that invites him, shares his positive attitude and believes they can really make a difference by using technology and the internet to get ahead.
A 20-year old-school advertising veteran, Salem has appeared before hundreds of audiences both in the United States and abroad. Salem has spoken to and shared his online money-making strategies with countless students and professionals, at universities and organizations throughout the world.
Raphi Salem is the President of SalemGlobal Internet Website Marketing and Lead Generation. To find out more about his organization, please visit http://www.SalemGlobal.com
To find out more about The Seminar Series, please visit http://www.TheSeminarSeries.com
Facebook IPO, 28 Billion, NY Giants Win Super Bowl XLVI, Clint Eastwood Wins America, Madonna Loses, Youtube Helps Advertisers, Susan G. Komen vs. Planned Parenthood
Posted by DD on Feb 8, 2012
So while trying to get to work today, I forgot to take into account that there would be about 2 million people (maybe even more) celebrating the NY Giants’ Super Bowl win. If you want to read about the complaints, just head over to Facebook. Oh – you haven’t heard about Facebook? Well, sit right back and you’ll hear a tale. A tale of a young kid with an attitude who was really smart (he got into Harvard. Then again, he also dropped out. Then again, so did Bill Gates. Then again, they are both billionaires now, so what’s the point?) and also had (and still has) a HUGE ego. While there is nothing wrong with those traits, put them together with a great idea and then you’ve got something worth $100 billion or so.
But is Facebook really worth $100B? Well, let’s do the math shall we? 800 million people. Maybe there are some duplicates. Let’s be generous and say 100 million of them are duplicates. Even 200 million. Let’s say only 500 million are active and real users. Now multiply each of them by 1 (representing $1 US dollar). My friend, that is $500 million dollars. But that’s only 1 day, 1 week, even 1 year. So if each of the users are worth 1 dollar a year then you have a business that makes $500 million a year for the next 10 – 20 years. Well, that’s only $10 billion. Why do you value at $100 billion? Because I am being super conservative, you knucklehead! The real valuation is 500 million people multiplied by 10, 20, or 100 and that’s each year! So seriously, this 1 website is worth $100 billion.
Mark Zuckerberg, you deserve every penny of that $28 billion. It’s too bad some people had to be stepped on and stabbed in the back along the way, but what can you do. This is business. Oh – and congrats to the painter who took his payment in shares. At the time he might have charged about $10,000 for his services. But now he is worth $200 million according to the buzz. Read more about Facebook’s IPO here: http://www.thestreet.com/story/11406435/1/facebook-ipo-reality-check.html Here they explain more of the financials. Apparently not many companies are worth this much. But then again, not many companies are information companies. Most are products and services with a lot of overhead. Zuckerberg sells air and technology and the flick of the wrist and push of a button. You can’t beat that…unless someone turns off your electricity….hmmmm…
Ok – enough with that Facebook internet stuff. Let’s talk football. Did you see the game? The halftime show with Madonna, Niki Minaj and M.I.A. who stupidly showed the wrong finger. Really!?!) Chances are you did. With 330 million people in this country and 1/3 of them in front of a TV set or at a friend’s house or bar or event where the TV is on, possibly even more than 100 million people see the game. So the NY Giants won. Yippee! I am from New York so I am happy. I am happier for my staff who are HUGE sports and Giants fans though. They got a parade and fun out of it. But now it’s back to work. And what do we do at SalemGlobal? We promote our clients so that they can sell more product and get more leads for their services. So basically what I am telling you is that there is no difference between the Super Bowl and SalemGlobal! That’s right, kids. We do the same thing the Super Bowl does. Now who is more effective for your ad dollars? I still have to go with Internet. Internet allows you to interact with your customers and COLLECT DATA. (Um – this is the main reason why Facebook is worth $100B).
The other thing about the Internet is that is takes television to another level. So while 100 million people are watching the game, another 50 million see it online. And then through social media – we pass the funny and meaningful moments along to our friends. Like, what did you think about Clint Eastwood/Dirty Harry/Gran Torino telling America to wake up and smell the coffee and get off your asses and fight back? The only thing missing from the “Halftime in America” commercial was the Academy Award winner getting into a Gran Torino and driving off. Once again – Why doesn’t anyone call me for my advice? Here is Mr. Good Bad and Ugly for Chrysler: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_PE5V4Uzobc (As for the auto industry, was Detroit really saved? Are more American cars made outside of the US and more foreign cars built here? Does it matter as long as Americans can work and put food on the table. I guess we can discuss that one some other time.)
So you will notice that I gave you the link for Youtube. And who owns Youtube? Google. And how much did they buy it for? $500 million. And with each good commercial during the Super Bowl do they make back that $500 million? ABSOLUTELY! As for rating the commercials, check out: http://www.youtube.com/user/adblitz
Let’s see. Tax software. Cars, auto, tires. Life Insurance. Beer, Budweiser. Media. Flowers for Valentine’s Day. Coke. Pepsi. Finance. Jerry Seinfeld. Mathew Broderick in a Ferris Bueller’s day Off (that probably went over 50 million people’s heads… but at least reached the other 50 million) Underwear. Technology. Phones. Internet. GoDaddy domain names. Hulu. (They also showed some commercials themselves) Movies – GI Joe with Bruce Willis looks cool. TV shows. M&Ms. Doritos…. So maybe I missed a few but you get the point. Millions of dollars for milliseconds. As I repeat every year, make a meaningful or funny commercial and people will see it on TV AND then share it with their friends online through social media. Did I mention why Youtube, Google and Facebook are worth so much money?
Lastly I need to end on a serious note. While the Super Bowl is all fun and games, I also want to share that the Internet also brings important issues to light through the power of social networking and sharing media. A high-ranking official resigned Tuesday from the Susan G. Komen for the Cure breast-cancer charity after a dispute over whether the group should give funding to Planned Parenthood, according to a letter obtained by The Associated Press. As soon as people found out about Komen not funding PP, the Internet lit up with cancelled donations, letters of anger and resignations. In the end, Komen reneged and now is giving to Planned Parenthood. Seems like the voice of America was heard. Good for you Netizens! I am proud to be part of this community. Now of course the Susan G. Komen Foundation should be calling me for some reputation management 
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So now that the Super Bowl is over and Clint Eastwood told us all to get back on our feet, what are you going to do? Where will you be NEXT Sunday? Does your company want as much exposure as the advertisers I mentioned above? Perhaps on a smaller budget than $30 million dollars? Does your non-profit need some reputation management? Call Raphi Salem at SalemGlobal Internet Website Marketing and Lead Generation today at 212-222-3292 or email him at info@salemglobal.com. I look forward to working with you, and making your company as big as it can get to maybe someday having its own Super Bowl commercial!
Four Star General Cleaning Announces End Of Year Special: Get 10% Off First Monthly Cleaning
Posted by DD on Dec 15, 2011
New York, NY, December 15, 2011 - Just in time for the holidays, Four Star General Cleaning is offering to take 10% off your first monthly cleaning bill when you sign up this month. Those holiday parties can be messy, but Four Star General Cleaning can be there in a jiffy.
Cleaning for the holidays can be a chore at home, and cleaning the office is no different. Facing this task, whether you want to have a holiday party (or clean up the mess from the party), or just to give your office a nice sparkle for the season, can be daunting. Four Star General Cleaning’s mission is to ease your burden and make your place of business shine.
Four Star General Cleaning can develop an office cleaning service plan specifically for you no matter what the size of your facility. Our current client roster includes: office buildings, schools and universities, retail facilities, banks, medical offices, computer firms, industrial lofts and other commercial dwellings. Some of the services provided in addition to office cleaning and janitorial services are floor waxing, stripping and sealing, carpet cleaning, porter services, window cleaning and construction clean-up.
Why Choose Four Star?
• Low rates and free estimates
• Customized service, 7 days a week
• Fully insured and bonded
• Environmentally friendly products
• Quality trained, supervised, and uniformed employees
Four Star General Cleaning employs trained technicians who are equipped to handle any type of job in many specialized areas of expertise. They carefully monitor the work of the staff on a regular basis to assure quality. Four Star’s high standards generate superior results for your cleaning needs. Four Star General Cleaning is fully insured and a member of the Building Service Contractor’s Association.
Four Star General Cleaning is a privately-owned professional cleaning company that has provided personalized and quality cleaning services for over 20 years in the New York Tri-state area. Four Star’s cleaning programs emphasize personalization — daily, weekly, or monthly — since each business has different needs.
For more information call 212-741-9400 or check out http://www.4StarCleaning.com.
This press release has been distributed by SalemGlobal Internet Interactive Public Relations. Based in New York City, SalemGlobal optimizes websites to increase traffic from search engines, provides lead generation, and improves conversion of site visitors to buyers. Other services include general website marketing, search engine optimization (SEO), ecommerce solutions, content management systems, website hosting, web design and maintenance. For more information, please contact CEO Raphi Salem at 888-578-6732.
Cyber Monday Extended, Google+ Vs. Facebook, Twitter in Kansas, Michael Jackson’s Doctor, Apple Siri, Jets, Giants Lose: What your business can do to increase sales and save face
Posted by Romain Malaganne on Nov 29, 2011
Let me start off today with a quote from Dick Jauron (defensive coordinator for the Cleveland Browns of the National Football League) – courtesy of Successories motivational posters: http://bit.ly/u28isL
“I believe (the NFL) is the best sports league in the world and it has the most passionate fans. Every place is a little distinct in their passion and when you lose, they’re going to let you know. The bottom line for us is working as hard as you can, working together, and working to create a winner again. We do that and the fans will be passionate in a positive way.”
It’s funny to be inNew Yorkwith all of our sports teams. Whether they win or lose, it’s definitely NOT how they play the game. Because the fact is that if they lose, fans care. And that is passion. So don’t worry about selling tickets to your sporting events. Plenty of people will pay for a seat in a football stadium. Just exist!
However, if you are a sensitive nation and a politically correct National Football League, then don’t celebrate a touchdown by acting like a JET and then crashing and burning. Some people might get offended or insulted and think you are talking about 9-11 when you are just referring to getting a touchdown. And if you want to make fun of Plaxico Burress shooting himself, that’s another story: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-jets-johnsonsantics
So now let’s say that you score a touchdown or are offended by a celebration. Well, the main thing we do in 2011 is tweet about it. http://fox4kc.com/2011/11/28/social-media-experts-talk-twitter/. In this particular instance though, some high school student tweeted that the Governor of Kansas sucks. Well, good for the student for expressing her freedom of speech. And even better for theKansasgovernor for having a staff that monitors social media. Apparently the staff asked for an apology but then rescinded the request and now the Governor is apologizing. I can totally see how this thing got out of hand. Literally a he said/she said situation. So the Governor’s staff thought they were doing the right thing by demanding an apology. The better thing would’ve been to embrace the Twitter remarks and make her even more of a public figure by asking her publicly how he can be a BETTER governor. Even though the situation was blown out of proportion, it proved to be a fantastic news media lesson. When kids are telling you you suck, try to change. After all, kids today, constituents tomorrow.
And along the lines of news media, guess which Internet company is going public with a valuation of $10 billion dollars? http://mashable.com/2011/11/29/facebook-april-ipo-att-t-cyber-monday-youtube/ That’s right folks. That’s BILLIONS with a “B”! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJR1H5tf5wE) I am glad Marc Zuckerberg didn’t take my advice a few years back when I told him to take the money and run! (http://www.raphisalem.com/microsoft-offers-446b-for-yahoo)
But if you ever lose a camera while on a boat and use social media to find the owner, then you will think that Google+ beats out Facebook.https://plus.google.com/104277202662943073951/posts/MH4ZjS8fi2q. I can’t argue that Google+ worked better in THIS case, but overall I am still a fan of Facebook when it comes to social media. Maybe Google+ should be renamed Google Lost and Found? http://shine.yahoo.com/work-money/camera-lost-sea-returned-help-social-networking-215800650.html
I love the fact that Black Friday has turned into Cyber Monday which has turned into Cyber Week, Cyber Month and Cyber all the time! It just goes to show you that retailers with Brick and Mortar MUST have an internet strategy. You can simply make a greater profit from online sales due to the fact that with no overhead and employees dealing with a retail crowd, you can offer discounts and get people to buy without human interaction. Sure, it is a challenge for people who need to look at and feel a product before they make a purchase, but for things you already know you want, there is no substitute. http://www.upi.com/Business_News/2011/11/29/Retailers-extend-Cyber-Monday-throughout-week/UPI-89471322557200/
And if you are one of those millions of Apple and iPod and iPad users and you haven’t seen this Siri video: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6648229/siri-argument or http://www.informationweek.com/news/telecom/unified_communications/232200265
Lastly, bad news of the week, Michael Jackson’s doctor might have wanted to get a second opinion. Apparently, he did something wrong or was wrongfully accused (not starring Leslie Nielsen). Conrad Murray faces up to 4 years in jail for what he did or didn’t do. Michael Jackson may have been one of the greatest entertainers of his generation and the King of Pop, but he was surely challenged to live in this world! http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1675011/conrad-murray-sentencing-today.jhtml
So what does it all mean? It means that there is only 25 days left until Christmas. It means you need to get your website back up and running. Or make those edits. Or put those eye-catching graphics to work. Or get your meta data set up. Or call your business the king of cyber deals during the holiday season. SalemGlobal can help you with all of these aspects and more. We will help you get setup and then sell more online with internet marketing advice you can count on. Want to come to one of my networking meetings or just give me a call? Call Raphi Salem at SalemGlobal Internet Website Marketing and Lead Generation today at 212-222-3292 or email him at info@salemglobal.com. Let’s come up with cyber deal for your audience!
Obama OK. St. Louis Cardinals Win World Series, Snow Kidding, Halloween, Giants Win One: What your business can learn from being the underdog and surprise storms
Posted by Romain Malaganne on Nov 1, 2011
I don’t know where you were on Saturday but I was at my window looking out and pinching myself at the same time. I just could not believe that I was actually seeing snow in October. As the temperature was dropping and the snow was falling, I then heard a loud sound coming from my next door neighbor. Seems like the snow was so wet and heavy that after gathering on the awning, the weight was just too much and it fell into the backyard. Seems like that wasn’t the only structure to fall down. It seems like in my old backyard (central park, NYC) over 1000 trees actually fell.
Crazy weather or not. Global warming or not. Whatever you want to say about glaciers and snowcaps melting, the fact is that I have never ever in my 40 years of life experienced trees falling down due to bad weather. Growing up in the Tundra of Long Island, we got plenty of snow. Every few years would be fun and games and sledding and ice-skating. And then I discovered skiing. But with all of that snow up inVermontwhere I became a black diamond skier, there were never trees that would fall down in backyards. So what can you do? Basically, be prepared.
Being prepared is all you can do. So if we are talking about your business, then the best thing to do is have a highly optimized search engine friendly website. Then the next thing you can do is purchase the best domain names out their for your business. Then you can build up on those domain names and get google and the other search engines to recognize you. Then social media, Interactive PR, youtube videos. Actually, I have a whole entire annual program that puts your business on the map. But the fact is that it comes down to being prepared.
Just a quick thing about Halloween. Did you get any candy? My kids did. And I benefited. Yum. Oh – and did you see googles pumpkin carving video? Here it is: Weird. I don’t see how many views: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPAa7BqgSbw Do you?
And finally – congrats to the 2011 Winners of the MLB World Series. TheSt. LouisCardinals. Oh – and President Barack Obama who after quitting smoking is a pretty healthy guy. And to the NY Giants for finally winning one for us New Yorkers. Good luck to the J-E-T-S next week as well.
Want some motivational posters for your office? Look at http://www.Successories.com and buy something!
Want to know more about snow and skiing and ice skating and website marketing? Call Raphi Salem at SalemGlobal Internet Website Marketing and Lead Generation today at 212-222-3292 or email him at info@salemglobal.com. I will personally teach you how to weather the bad storms and take advantage of the good candy
New Orleans Saints, Plaxico, NY Jets, Baseball World Series Texas Rangers, St. Louis Cardinals, Elmo Lives!: What your organization can learn from tragedy and comebacks!
Posted by Romain Malaganne on Oct 25, 2011
Last week I wanted to write about what I have been doing with my life for the past 5 years. Sure I have been working and playing and enjoying life and riding this economic roller coaster… Business was good. Then not good. Then good. Family life. Personal life. Holidays. Life just continues on and on. But last week an historical thing happened in the world and I wanted to write about it but I ran out of time. If you were paying attention you might have noticed that after 5 years, the Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit was released from captivity in a prisoner exchange with the Palestinians. 1027 people, terrorists and murderers were let go in the exchange. This is a monumental deal for our world since never before in history has this ever occured. The reason why I wanted to write about this is because of what we can learn from the deal. Similar to what we can learn from tragedy in our lives, when bad things happen to good people, 9/11, tsunamis, hurricanes and you can fill in the blank. I try not to be political in my public life so I am going to maintain the status quo. Shalit was in captivity for 5 years, hidden below ground in a bunker with no access to daylight or the sun. On the flipside, there were many Palestinians and other prisoners who had been in prison for over 25 years. Of course many of them were murderers and involved in terrorist activities so you might think that all is justified. What I am trying to communicate is that the bigger picture is that 1 person is home after 5 years and the other 1027 prisoners are out of prison. (Some were deported and exiled and not allowed home according to the deal.)
Whether the deal was good or bad, we should all take a look at the situation and try to become better people, or as I like to put it, better business people, from the history lesson. What can I do over the next five years in business? Can I, SHOULD I just ride the economy and see what happens>
HELL NO!
What we need to realize is that none of us/ you reading this is in prison or captivity. (That is, I don’t think any of my readers are in jail. Right now? If you are let me know. I am curious…) What we need to do is ACT and contribute and recognize that the power to change for the better is within us all.
The Serenity Prayer is the common name for an originally untitled prayer by the theologian Reinhold Niebuhr. The prayer shows up for wikipedia and over 2 million other websites. It has been adopted by Alcoholics Anonymous and I am sure some other programs.
The best-known form is:
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference.
Gilad Shalit accepted his fate but then the Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu Israel Government made the deal. I am positive there were many other moving parts, Egyptians, politicians, government employees, business people, families, friends, journalists and more.
What I take away from all this is that I don’t want to squander the next five years of my life or my business. I am taking this opportunity to turn over a new leaf. Start a new campaign. Write down my goals and knock them off one by one. You should do the same. You should call me. We should discuss your internet strategy and your overall marketing strategy.
Now that that is over with, we can talk about sports:
1) NY Jets Plaxico Burress reflects on 3-TD game
If he survived jail and now is on top of his game and makes the world a better place then so be it!
2) Saints Dominate Colts, 62-7
NFL record set since the past 25 years
3)TexasRangers Take the Lead in World Series AgainstSt. LouisCardinals
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/sports/mlb/rangers/102411-rangers-take-the-lead-in-world-series
But since some of my good friends are fromSt. Louis, I am rooting for the underdog…
4) Elmo lives!
Oh – want some motivational posters for your office? Look at http://www.Successories.com and buy something!
Call Raphi Salem at SalemGlobal Internet Website Marketing and Lead Generation today at 212-222-3292 or email him at info@salemglobal.com and we can grow your business together over the next 5 years…
Economy Continues to Roller Coaster, Star Trek Engagements, Kanye West Jay-Z New Album The Throne Released: What your business can learn from amusement parks, star trek & hip hop
Posted by Salem Global on Aug 16, 2011
So it was actually my nephew who clued me in to realize that Kanye West and Jay-Z had a new album out. And then I started hearing some tracks on the radio. Well if each of them sell millions of records and cds on their own, does that mean that two heads are better than one? And the answer is absolutely! So if Kanye and Jay-Z are getting together, so should you. Think about it. Your website might be powerful and get lots of traffic, but if you have special features and links coming from another huge fantastic website, google is going to recognize that and give you credit. More about the album and its release here: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/kanye-west-and-jay-zs-watch-the-throne-a-track-by-track-breakdown-20110809
Besides new music and the economy and the dow and nasdaq going up and down more than the Yo Yo rides I was at when I visited Six Flags Great Adventure a few weeks ago (where some of the rides made me smile from ear to ear and others just made me nauseous), the only other thing I have of entertaining value this week is this clip that is going around about a geek who proposed to his girlfriend at a Star Trek convention. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jd1Ih8EUmw&feature=player_embedded. The reason why its funny is because Captain Jean-Luc Picard or Sir Patrick Stewart (also of X-Men and American Dad fame) recreated a scene for them which made their day, week and life! Here is the follow up clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3QIsHQfKZ4g
Of course the above is reminiscent of Tim Alan’s Galaxy Quest take on the following Saturday night live clip. doesn’t get too much better than these folks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfKDVdRVyew
and the classic SNL skit with William Shatner when he says to the trekkies to “get a life!”
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x930vt_william-shatner-snl-skit-get-a-life_fun
“You. You over there. You look almost 30. Have you ever kissed a girl?”
“It’s time to move out of your parents basements!”
“Oh. Sorry everyone. That was the evil captain kirk from episode 29. The enemy within!”
Want to know more about the economy, star trek and music online? Want to know more about Internet marketing? Call Raphi Salem at 212-222-3292 or email him at info@salemglobal.com for more info.
Its Not A Tumor…Its Schwarzenegger’s Child Born Out Of Wedlock, Mississippi River Flooding Continues: What your business can learn from natural disasters and human disasters
Posted by Salem Global on May 18, 2011
Who doesn’t love the former Governor of California? The Governator? The Terminator? And now the “Inseminator?” I guess the answer is now Maria Kennedy Shriver… Really a shame in my humble opinion. I mean, now the joke is complete, what do Elliot Spitzer, Tiger Woods and Arnold Schwarzenegger have in common? I would’ve liked to have put Charlie Sheen into the joke but this is just too perfect…
Anyway, as I read online from the public relations experts, Schwarzenegger’s reputation is only temporarily damaged. Of course he could benefit from our company’s online reputation management program. But just in case he doesn’t call, here is some free advice…
Dear Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Keep it in your pants! Do not take Charlie Sheen’s advice and hook up with prostitutes and porn stars. Sure it might be fun for a little while, but then you will want to do a show in 18 cities showing people how crazy you are. And then Ashton Kutcher will take your job (as actor or governor) and then we will all be sorry. Not Demi Moore or Bruce Willis, but the rest of us.
Call me if you need anything.
Sincerely,
Raphi Salem
Oh – and if you have been out of the loop for the past 25 years, here is something to remind you of how cool Schwarzenegger used to be…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw&feature=player_embedded
1:53 – Consider it a divorce
2:04 – Its not a tumor
3:01 – You’re luggage
4:34 – You Should’ve cloned yourself… so you can go f$%^ yourself
8:22 – I’ll be back
and some more quotes if you are REALLY bored
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybJWKZB0Erk&annotation_id=annotation_286484&feature=iv
And now for the serious part of today’s discussion… The Mississippi River is overflowing and that’s bad for everyone… not just people who like movies. Read on:
That’s it for today. Want to know more about cool movies or flooding on the Internet? Want your videos to go viral? Want to protect your reputation? Call Raphi Salem at 212-222-3292 or email him at info@salemglobal.com.
Interns at SalemGlobal, Liz Taylor Dies, Viral Videos, Sore Losers, Watch Out For Those Snakes! What your business can learn from Politics, Celebrities and Zoos
Posted by Salem Global on Apr 12, 2011
Lots of things have been going on in the world over the past few weeks. Fortunately we have been so busy here at SalemGlobal that we are too busy to write about the fun stuff that has been going on on the web. To keep you entertained, please check out these links. (The first is the funniest
http://www.thecomedyawards.com/categories/viewers-choice/best-viral-video – your business can use videos like this!
Gaddafi’s Son Applies For Internship at SalemGlobal
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheat-sheet/item/khamis-gaddafi-muammar-gaddafis-son-on-us-internship-until-crisis/whoops/#
Liz Taylor Dies, Leaves Fortune to SalemGlobal
http://www.marionstar.com/article/20110323/ENTERTAINMENT/110323004/1006/Dontrelle-Willis-getting-new-shot-Reds/Film-legend-Elizabeth-Taylor-dies-79?odyssey=nav|head
tennis sore loser hit at baby – he needs our reputation management service!
http://sports.yahoo.com/tennis/blog/busted_racquet/post/Video-Ferrer-lobs-ball-into-stands-in-direction?urn=ten-wp257
snake escapes from zoo and twitters – not sure what to tell you about this except that twitter might work – but they still don’t make money!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_dnainfo/infamous-bronx-zoo-cobra-captured-tweeting-halts
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